Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Want To Know Why Orange Fans Are Upset?

Check out this email I received today and it illustrates the point of why many of us Orange fans are frustrated with the current situation. Yes I know they are funny but too close to the truth that it hurts sometimes. By the way, this was not sent to me by a Hoya fan but someone from 'Cuse.

New NY Speeding Law
The NY State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Syracuse.
For the first offense, they give you two Syracuse University Football tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do the Syracuse Orange and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 50,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!".

Q. How do you keep a Syracuse football player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Syracuse in case of a tornado?
A. To the Carrier Dome--they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Syracuse Orange man with a Big East championship ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Syracuse Orange and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Syracuse Orange does it take to win an Big East Championship?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the SU Orange and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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